Thistle Down


    Tufts of invasion borne on hot wind
            Scatter like an ivory dream, innocuous and pure
                    Over broken, degraded, eroded ground.
        Unseen, unheeded, I spread, take hold anywhere
                                                                                                        Hanging on for dear strife;
                                                    Where I plunge my roots
                                                                        Is Home.

                    Sprouts recall a dimly held cradle
                            Rocked by Eurasian breezes, where I was one among many
                                                                Sharper than most.
                                                No rounded petals or soft tones, I,
                                        But angular slivers and garish violent violet
                                                            Quick to grow, all to fall
                                                        No greater or lesser than any
                                            Who fell to ovine teeth or farmer's scythe
                                                        In the continental cauldron
                                                  Where ingredients mixed immemorial.

            Freed from all that, I am free to oppress
                                                                                            As the grass wilts, I grow strong.
As the trees rot, I thrive and propagate.
                                                        Waysiders drown in my shadow
                                        Once-soft hills now echo with infinite spikes
                        Shimmering in odes of deep green and purple, so sharp they sting-
I am unstoppable.
                                                                                                Try pulling me up by the roots;
                As millions more put down roots unnoticed
                                        Before you can pull the pricks from your reddened skin.

                                        Air cools, ivory falls again,
                        In wet flakes, not so innocuous this time
                                                                                                    Respite! You think; not so.
                                            Though all that you see of me
Is colorless, withered leaves
                                        And dry husks loosed from life; dead, broken, but still seeding
                                        Silently marking winter with pale shadows cast upon the snow
                                                                        Incorporeal fenceposts, demarcating my land.

Here I stood, here I will stand again
                                                                                        From here I will spread
And here your efforts fail.
                                                    My existence is your loss
                                                                When you've already lost the fight -
How silly it is to declare war...

                                                    Put away the weed-killer.

A thoughtful tally


                        When a person dies wrongfully
There are inquests, prosecutions, imprisonments
                                                            Someone takes the fall.
                But who takes responsibility
                                        When an idea dies?
                    "Not all ideas are good,"
                                                                    You might say.
                    "Not all people are good,"
                                                                                                I return.
                                        (In fact, most aren't.)

                Pity, then, that mostly-bad people continue to swell
                        Bursting the seams of this shoddily-stitched world
                                Whilst ideas, thinly spread on the ground, perish
From the pervasive and sinister causes
                                Of tradition and indifference.

Newsflash

And now, the news:

                                Everyone hates everyone.
"It's all about love!" says demagogue as followers commit massacre.
                        Protect yourself with perpetual panic.
           
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            People are ignorant, selfish, short-sighted, and violent.
    "Put your faith in us," order people all of the above, and then some.
                                    THE SKY IS FALLING!
                                    Fall prices are sky-high!
            Economic growth means everyone gets richer by the day!
                                          
 (Except you.)
            
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"The Earth is dying, and it's all your fault," say jet-setting plutocrats.
Billionaire donates .0001% of monthly income; hailed as philanthropist.
        
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                    Charity revealed as money-laundering scheme;                            billionaire claims ignorance, flies to tropical resort to pout.
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                 Whatever you're doing right now causes cancer.
                        Whatever you did yesterday cures cancer.
                                Your country is collapsing.
            Apocalypse-ready? You will be with your own salt cave - leasing NOW!
"We live in the greatest country in the world," declares native mediocrity.
            War starts in some other country, verifying less-greatness.
                Someone briefly famous 40 years ago died                                             
            ...andsodidmanyotherpeoplewhoareirrelevant.
            Celebrity revealed as merely human - FOR SHAME!
        Pseudo-celebrity disses para-celebrity - internet EXPLODES!
Cute photos of animals...whose homes were razed to build server farms!
                                Global warming is a hoax.
                                Scuba gear prices up 500%.
                            Global warming will ruin everything.
                
Beachside cottages with optional salt caves leasing NOW!
                    Deadly new virus emerges!...In Africa, so who cares.
                Loony new cult worships deceased insane person.
                        Which church is the right one for YOU?
                New $300 million movie bombs in North America.
                New $300 million bomber bombs in Middle East.
        Anti-terrorism coordinator: "We must terrorize for freedom."
                Billions in foreign aid provided to future enemies.
                Billions in domestic aid provided to current oppressors.
        United Nations debates acknowledging bitter irony of own name.
                            Elections are no cause for alarm.
                The next election will decide the COURSE OF YOUR LIFE!
                    "You'll have some rights left," says the left.
                    "You'll be left with no rights," says the right.
                                     Democracy is dying.
                "Good," say minorities voted into poverty by majority.
                            Democracy is stronger than EVER!
"And we'll keep it that way!" say oligarchs hiding behind layered security.
    Should migrants be killed and flown back, or flown back to be killed?
                Tech gurus declare sexism, misogyny unacceptable.
                   
Serial Rapist Sim 7: Now in VR!
                    Overpopulation is dangerous and unsustainable.
                                        
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                        You're beautiful just the way you are!
                You're HIDEOUS without this pricey new ensemble!
            Cowardly, childish shut-ins are major social problem.
                OPINION: If she didn't want to get shot,                                                                then she shouldn't have answered the door!
                        We're probably living in a simulation.
              "But we shouldn't assume that it's Serial Rapist Sim 7,"                                           states visibly nervous scientist.
                    Appreciate the finer things to live longer!
                Study: Appreciating the finer things causes cancer.
                        
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                        Extinct pigeon voted new state bird.
    "We won't die as quickly or thoroughly as it did!" declares governor.
                        Streamer hikes prices.
                        Hiker prices stream;                                                                            "I need money to buy a more telegenic walking stick."
Parents panic as toddler briefly hides from monitor drones in playground.
                    Conglomerate acquires agglomeration;                               laid-off employees struggle to discover which one they worked for.
                "Ours is a religion of peace," claim beheaders.
         
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                            Invasion defended as self-defense.
                    Invasion of privacy defended as self-fulfillment.
                Where they ban books, they will also ban people.
                OPINION: Now that we're banned people,                                                           we should start banning bans on bans!
                        Fascist calls other fascist "communist."
                    Communist calls other communist "fascist."
                    Anarchist calls fascist, communist "dickheads,"                                              flings pamphlets in air, runs away.
        Capitalist hires fascist, communist, anarchist for new reality show:                               
"Ruin That Century!"
                                Internet use kills brain cells.
                
Your IQ is over 140 if you can solve this 92-page online quiz!
        POINT: Ideas are dangerous. It's time to stop having them.
    COUNTERPOINT: Agreed, but we need more franchise ideas first.                         You can only reboot something so many times!
        Conspiracy theorist arrested for sending self death threats:                                         "That sum-bitch is lying to me!"
                                Jury acquits gunman; victims                                              "didn't beg for their lives hard enough" says foreman.
                            Pristine new moon discovered;                                 jealous Earthlings vow to messily crash spacecraft into it "at any cost."
                            Female objectification is wrong.
          
                 You won't BELIEVE these plunging necklines                                                                   (number 8 will cause spontaneous comBUSTion)!
    
Our prices are so low, you'd think we use slave labor!
                         
(But you'd have to go lower in our supply chain to find it!)
            If a tree falls and no one vlogs it, does it make a hashtag?

That was the news.


...But it ain't news to me.